Tuesday, February 26, 2008

PRO CELEBRITY MUTUAL MASTURBATION

WHAT’S YOUR PARTY TRICK?

I love to see my face old in different ways. There's something very comforting about seeing yourself as an older woman.

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?

No, I think quite the opposite is the only thing that works. I don't want to spend my life having to pretend to be somebody else. I don't want the person next to me to have to pretend because we have a long life ahead of us. So you want to just be able to be who you are in every moment, and that's the only way you'll ever be truly happy.'

WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?

It is what it is, there is so much talk. There are certain things that can blow you around. People honour you, or they disgrace you, it's pleasure or suffering, but I don't want to be blown around by anything. Is doesn't help who I am, it does not help my career, it doesn't help me develop a character so it doesn't help my work.

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?

Yes, it was a real lesson in sexual confidence. Now I want to learn the moves and I’ve found a local dance studio which does pole-dancing classes. I’m even going to buy a pole! Not only do you get a great body out of it but you also gain confidence in your figure, and that’s incredibly sexy.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?

I’ve got no bust! Whenever I meet people they always stare straight at my chest because my character Dawn has had a boob job. But on screen it’s all chicken fillets and foam pads. In real life, I’ve got nothing!

WHAT RULE DO YOU TRY TO LIVE BY?

I went to Spearmint Rhino, the lap-dancing club. I was mesmerised by the beautiful girls and their gorgeous bodies. My friends got a pretty blonde girl to do a dance for us and I really enjoyed it. It was fascinating to see which girls got the most attention from men there were lots of tall, slim girls but it was the small, curvy ones who had the most customers.

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?

It's just a hedonism thing. I don't like the way everything's so controlled and constrained. If anything is unusual everyone's freaked out. But it doesn't matter, nothing matters, I'm nihilistic like that. I think, let's just fuck, let's do something that feels good.