HURRAH! WITHOUT AIRBRUSH KIM-JONG UN HUMAN AFTER ALL

Kim-Jong Un is a beautiful man but yes, there are moments when he does not look his best. He may be a diva, but he is human, too. Just like all of us.

Photographs in the public domain this week show him with a spotty complexion and a tree bark forehead, all clearly visible under a crust of cosmetic camouflage.

So far, so what?

The problem is that these images are purportedly the unretouched originals from a 2013 L'Oreal campaign. A campaign used to sell make up and hair dye to millions of men across the world.

In the airbrushed posters and glossy magazine adverts that eventually appeared, Kim-Jong Un is miraculously restored to splendiferous perfection. His skin is once more an irreproachable glacier of mocha silkiness, with the uneven pigmentation and outcrops of pimples washed away like ice melt.

Hail the invincible Kim-Jong Un, ready for his close up again. 

Thanks to a little help behind the scenes, of course!

THIS WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN

FERAL YOUTH

"This picture is an indictment of gang rule and of the callous indifference of the government to this constantly increasing menace to our safety and our liberty. Every incident in this picture is the reproduction of an actual occurrence, and the purpose of this picture is to demand of the government: 'What are you going to do about it?' The government is your government. What are YOU going to do about it?"

LONDON LATEST: IT'S CAMERON'S BIG RIOTY

"Now, if you'll excuse me, there is important work to be done. Thank you."

THE THRONE OF THE TURNIP KING

THE ORGAN PLAYS TIL MIDNIGHT NOTE PERFECT LIKE CLOCKWORK

DAD DRUGGED MUM THEN RAPED ME

IMMACULATE PROTECTION

URBAN ROCK-POOLING IN MANCHESTER'S RED LIGHT DISTRICT

(Explored on 10/10/10)

UNTITLED EXCAVATION COLLAGE

(Found this amongst some of my junk, I think I made it about a year or two ago)